10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it