10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---