10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"