10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare