10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977