10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.