10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.