10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.