10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim