10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.