10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• You have to piss with the dick you have