10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)