10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"