10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.