10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05