10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"