10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"