10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.