10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel