10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!