10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd