10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- It's Free To Fold...
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.