10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester