10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"