10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.