10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo