10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion