10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs