10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?