10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss