10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.