10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.