10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...