10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for loners.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.