10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.