10 Random Poker Quotes

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"No river, no fish."
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi