10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• It's Free To Fold...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.