10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from