10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant