10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha