10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament