10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
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