10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.