10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha