10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Welcome to kicker school
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.