10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders