10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986