10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester