10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is for loners.