10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim